How to behave when you have “at half past six. How to behave when you are "at half past six" See what "half past six" is in other dictionaries

    In no case should you use such an expression in relation to your man, because it can not only cause a break in your relationship, but also cause an incurable inferiority complex. After all, literally the meaning of this expression corresponds to the concept of lack of erection, a situation when a certain organ with its position resembles the position of the minute hand on a clock showing the indicated time. The origin of this expression is obscure, but it has an openly pejorative meaning. Although we all understand that no one is immune from failures and it is simply dangerous to aggravate an unpleasant situation with irony.

    Most likely, the expression about half past five, applicable not only to the clock, but also to a man, means some kind of his health condition, which is easy to describe in adult language, but difficult to tell using general vocabulary.

    It's always half past six with him - this is, in principle, a feminine expression, basically. It means that a man is in no way incapable of physical love. In essence, this, as linguists will say, is a kind of euphemism - a linguistic trick that softens words and circumstances. In such cases, they say: Well, you understand. The hand of a mechanical clock, always turned at half past six, looks very lifeless. Hence the figurative expression, picked up by wits who do not want to be banal or speak directly about obvious things.

    This expression is not so much strange as offensive and perhaps even sarcastic and mocking if it sounds from a woman who mentions some man in her conversation. This expression means that a man has lost his masculine power and not to demonstrate it to a woman is, to put it mildly. Speaking directly, then the man about whom they say that:

    means that he is not worth it, or simply put, he is impotent.

  • The floor of the sixth is the position of both hands (hour and minute) at the lowest point of the dial. It looks like the position of a non-erect phallus.

    They say this about a man with a weak or absent erection.

    1 This may indicate impotence. When it's half past six (by the way, and when it's half past six, too) the hands of the clock are in such a position that they resemble a member that has not risen.

    2 Another version came up. Half past six is ​​usually what? “People are leaving work. And some people drink after work. Therefore, you can still call those who do not want to work, who always wait for half past six and at the same time get drunk (he always has what others will have at half past five). In general, about lazy people and drinkers at work.

    It doesn't mean anything special.

    Half past five - the time is on the clock, well, maybe a person’s watch is broken - and who thought of this?

    The expression is more than strange, because if we consider the phrase as something implying - NOT worth it, you can immediately ask a question. And what is the usual state of a man under normal conditions? - Well, is it really that everyone walks like this with standing arrows all day long? So everything is relative and besides, who exactly measured the right angle? Maybe just the wrong woman who knows how to direct arrows correctly? In any case, this phrase is offensive and even obscene from the lips of any woman, especially in relation to her man. In response, you can hear something like this. I don't care about you. What would it be like for a lady? - of course, you shouldn’t pour such words on men of your own kind, otherwise it will suddenly come upon you yourself when you don’t expect it at all.

    To joke or not is the choice of everyone, I wish you never to hear such dirty tricks in your address.

    Finally, here is a picture on the topic for you - though there is a girl there, but the phrase is the best fit for both sexes.

    This means that the man is not worth it.))

    And - absolutely.))

    And there is no power at all.

    Half past six speaks eloquently of this.

    For a man, this is like death. And God forbid if that happens.

    It will be a disaster!

    It means he doesn't like you, well, or he's already old. Well or suffers it is known than.

    This phrase can be used in relation to older men who have already had menopause and are not excited at the sight of a woman. But it also happens in relation to those men who have impotence, although they are still young.

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At half past five [stand]. 1. Razg. Jottle-iron. About the lack of erection. Yuganov, 143; UMK, 166; ZHEST-2, 304. 2. Jarg. they say Unapproved About depression, depression. Pulse, 2000, No. 9, 9. /i> Response of some mockers who show their "wit" by answering the question "What time is it?" - "Half-thirty, I save energy, ”after looking first at the fly. Flg., 266; BBI, 151.


Big dictionary of Russian sayings. - M: Olma Media Group. V. M. Mokienko, T. G. Nikitina. 2007 .

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    half past five- (or hell at half past five) from whom. About impotence. See also: Eyes at half past six; Eyes at half past seven... Dictionary of Russian Argo

    Exist., number of synonyms: 5 hanging (10) impotence (12) male impotence (4) ... Synonym dictionary

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    half past five- half six / th ... merged. Separately. Through a hyphen.

    half past five- half / six / th ... Morphemic spelling dictionary

    Fuck at half past five- HALF 5 (or hell at half past five) from anyone. About impotence. See also: Eyes at half past six; Eyes at half past seven... Dictionary of Russian Argo

    AT 5:30- impotent. Previously, Izya was on his head, and now also at half past six. ■ Maybe your half past five does not allow you to climb smart thoughts in your head? … Large semi-explained dictionary of the Odessa language

    1. Unfold Shuttle. iron. About the lack of erection. Yuganov, 143; UMK, 166; ZHEST 2, 304. 2. Jarg. they say Unapproved About depression, depression. Pulse, 2000, no. 9, 9 Big dictionary of Russian sayings

A recent study of the sexual behavior of men and women shows that the majority of Russians want to improve the quality of their sex lives. But it’s not enough to want, you also need to know how. One of the components of success is sex appeal. What it is?

Italian sex icon Sophia Loren says, "Sex appeal is half what you are and half what other people see in you." It's easy to look sexy, just look closely at those who, in your opinion, awaken sensuality in you. By the way, the Latin word "instinct" in Russian was called just that - "wake-up".

Worse, if the point is not only to arouse desire, but also to satisfy it. The results of studies conducted both in Russia and abroad show that every third man faces the problem of erectile dysfunction. Erection problems in men are much more common than cancer or cardiovascular disease.

By the way, erectile dysfunction - this is when a man is "half past six" - most often the result of other existing diseases, such as diabetes, hypertension and atherosclerosis. Therefore, doctors urge men to contact specialists and identify the cause of erectile dysfunction.

According to the results of the study initiated by Bayer Schering Pharma, it turned out that:

65% of respondents consider sex to be really important;

only 55% of respondents said they were satisfied with their sex life;

79% of respondents consider a strong erection the main condition for a good sexual intercourse;

63% highlight the duration of an erection as a condition for good sex;

66% of the surveyed men and women encountered problems associated with the inability of a man to maintain an erection during intercourse.

Taking into account the results obtained, Bayer Schering Pharma announces support for the all-Russian educational campaign of the Russian Society "Men's Health", aimed at increasing the level of knowledge of Russian men about the problem of erectile dysfunction and about ways to improve and restore erection, and consequently, to improve the quality of sexual life both partners.

Considering that women's health issues are discussed almost freely today, whether it be electronic or print media, it is not customary to discuss sexual problems among men in Russia. This means that if the problem is hushed up, then there is no solution. Today, only the lazy does not write about the demographic catastrophe in Russia. But few people talk about men's health, meanwhile, this problem includes the whole range of socially significant problems. And if the problem of cardiovascular diseases is solved at the highest level, then few people care about male impotence. Well, perhaps the carrier of this problem and his partner.

Men should know that modern drugs can significantly improve the quality and duration of erections. Despite the fact that modern medicine does not stand still, scientists have found that soy products can have a very negative effect on men's health. According to American scientists, in men who actively use tofu, soy milk, meat and other similar products, the number of spermatozoa decreases sharply. The reason is that soy contains substances very similar to female sex hormones. The results of studies conducted by American doctors showed that those men who ate soy products at least 2 times a week had a sperm count that was almost 40% lower than those who avoided them. And among overweight men, they were even more pronounced.

But all these medical technologies will be of little use in our society. Because the society just hurts psychologically. Most men try to drown their frustrations and problems in addiction to tobacco, alcohol, or drugs. It does not seem that if we have anonymous clubs for solving men's problems, like anonymous clubs for alcoholics, drug addicts, and so on, there will be a big problem. After all, men are accustomed to only boast about their sexual victories, and keep silent about defeats. So isn't it better to create anonymous circles, where the rumor about the male brotherhood of the impotent will be exalted to a heroic deed - a revelation.

Sometimes it seems that the whole world is up in arms against men. Difficulties with work, in the family, with children, and then another one - with potency. Why does this attack fall on the head and how can it be overcome?

Medicine has stepped forward, and the market is flooded with products that, judging by advertising, will help with this problem (for example, the well-known "Deer Power"). But can all manufacturers be trusted? Is it possible to wean from the various options of "Viagra" and gain self-confidence? In such a delicate, but very important (as it turned out, especially for Primorye) topic, we tried to figure it out with the help of competent specialists.
Sometimes it seems that the whole world is up in arms against men. Difficulties with work, in the family, with children, and then another one - with potency.

How to prolong sexual longevity?
Taras Panasyuk, General Director of Primavtoline LLC:
- First of all, you need to love yourself. Lead a healthy lifestyle, exercise, eat right and develop spiritually. Naturally, genes also play a role.
It is natural for someone to be in shape until old age and give birth to children, while for someone after forty problems begin.

Alexander Yurtae c, deputy of the Duma of Vladivostok:
- Men are generally more susceptible to various diseases due to stress and adherence to depression. So everything starts with nerves.
But I can say that a man has such a potential that he can do without any medication calmly. I would advise not to go to the doctors unless absolutely necessary. I haven't been to the clinic for several years. I quit smoking and I'm very happy about it. So you need to lead a healthy lifestyle, do not overdo it in food and alcohol. Then there will be no problems with men's health.

Vitaly Solodovniko c, executive director of TFOMS of Primorsky Krai:
- As a doctor, I can see that male longevity in a certain way depends on metabolism: the slower it is, the more years a person has been given. For example, the average body temperature of the peoples of the mountains is at the level of 36 degrees Celsius, it is among them that many men easily cross the centennial milestone.
In general, the main motto of a real man is constant movement, like a locomotive piston! This means that longevity, including sexual longevity, is positively affected by sports and an active lifestyle. The more a man moves during the day, the longer and more often he will be in demand at night in bed by the better half of humanity!

Andrey Volko c, editor-in-chief of Lemma radio, author and presenter of the Realnoe Vremya program:
- In my opinion, it is necessary to take care of yourself and your own health. I don't smoke and would not recommend to others. It is necessary to maintain normal immunity, because without it the body will be subject to all diseases and disorders.
And, of course, it is not necessary to lead a promiscuous sex life - it is easy to catch venereal diseases, but it is not so easy to kill them in the body. And you should not neglect the advice of doctors, which men often suffer from. Then everything will be fine with you.
Territorial features
Unfortunately, in our region and especially in its capital, due to its geographical and climatic features, male problems are especially common.
Doctors identify the main reasons:
* Vladivostok - a port city
Sailors are on a voyage for a long time, which means electromagnetic radiation, vibrations that negatively affect potency, and, finally, prolonged abstinence, which provokes congestion in the prostate gland. And as a result - chronic prostatitis.
- In such cases, I strongly recommend resorting to the old "grandfather" method, - says Valentina Rybalkina, an andrologist at the Family Reproductive Planning Center. - And there is nothing shameful in masturbation, as they say, not for pleasure, for health ... I recommend such measures to everyone who is away from home for a long time and who does not have a regular sex life.
* Local climate
High humidity and low temperatures provoke inflammatory (colds) diseases not only in women, but also in men.
* Total car enthusiast
...He goes to work and returns home by car, standing idle for a long time in traffic jams. Even for cigarettes, he goes to the nearest shop by car. He also walks the dog behind the wheel: he drives ahead, she runs behind ... And cold car seats in winter, according to the apt definition of Valentina Nikolaevna, warmed up by her own prostate gland, also do not add health to men.

The less, the less and less!

Andrologist of the Primorsky Center for Family Planning and Reproduction Valentina Rybalkina, sexologist Vladimir Khludeev and general director of Narcological Cabinet LLC Sergey Bochek explained to "N" what and how it affects potency.
*Libido
Its importance in sexual relations should not be underestimated. Without it, the human race would have ceased long ago.
*Unisex
It has long been noticed that the greater the difference between a man and a woman, the stronger they are attracted: as a plus and a minus. Therefore, the more feminine the woman and the more masculine the man in the classical view, the stronger the attraction between them. But the modern reality is such that it is sometimes difficult to understand who is in front of you - a girl or a boy.
Thanks to the mass media, the image of a real man has formed in society - a kind of brutal macho who is always on horseback, and smells so that all women go crazy for him. These images, imposed by advertising, have a powerful effect on the formation of stereotypes of behavior. People are trying to put it into practice. And they can't... Hence the problems with erection.
*Advertising
Sometimes a static picture is posted on the TV, and the voice-over broadcasts about the symptoms of the disease and subsequent complications, including a decrease in potency. Maybe a peasant does not have any disease, but he doubts, he winds himself up, and all the potency that still remains will disappear ... Suspicious people are especially guilty of this. Therefore, advice from experts: to ignore such advertising.
Or another option: a man feels some kind of problem, he has no time to go to the doctor, and then an advertisement about miraculous pills flashes around the box. The guy rushes to the pharmacy and starts swallowing them in packs... Doctors, by the way, are extremely negative about mass advertising of medicines and believe that such information should be placed only in specialized sources designed for a trained audience.
*Doping addiction
Some people can only have sex when drunk. And the sober are ashamed of everything. By the way, dependence can also form on other drugs that contribute to the onset of an erection.
Everything is good in moderation. And as soon as we have achieved some effect with the help of drugs, the dose must be immediately reduced. Increasing the dosage is very dangerous, and you need to sound the alarm. And for each person this period will be different - from about a month to a year.
* Strong degree
In small doses, acting as a tranquilizer (sedative), alcohol even improves potency. But if these are medium or large doses, then there is no talk of a super erection (or an erection in general, in principle).
More difficult with long-term effects of alcohol. Everything is much worse here. The fact is that by its nature it is a fat dissolver. Alcohol damages fats, and the cell stops working, as before. It loses its function, turning into a pseudo-living element: it shrinks, loses activity and stops producing hormones. Moreover, damaged cells have the peculiarity of transferring their functions to neighboring ones. And if you stop drinking, then the "killed" cells are not restored.
*Beer

A bottle of beer, paradoxically, leads to impotence: have you noticed how the appearance of beer drinkers changes over the years? The so-called beer belly appears, then obesity sets in, breasts and hips grow according to the female type. The thing is that beer contains a large amount of plant substances, similar in action to female sex hormones. And they accumulate in the body over time! As a result, we get an active metabolism of testosterone: its decomposition into female sex hormones. What, sorry, potency can we talk about in this case?
* Lack of sex
A very important recommendation: have sex regularly. If there is no possibility (went to sea, divorced his wife), do not neglect masturbation. Remember, the less often, the less and less often! ..
*Smoking
This addiction, it turns out, affects potency worse than alcohol!

*STI

One of the most common causes of sexual disorders is inflammatory processes occurring in the genitourinary system and sometimes provoked by sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
Now it is customary to part with innocence at the age of 14-15. And unprotected sex is seen by lovers as a sign of special trust. Meanwhile, one contact without an "elastic band" enriches the medical history of a guy or girl with all the infections that their partners had previously picked up. If more than three sexual partners participated in the "chain", then STI is guaranteed. Especially if the immune system is weakened.
And the failure of our vitality can cause even the slightest stress. Tell me, whose life is stress-free? And alcohol, in particular vodka, which quite often accompanies sexual fun, is a powerful blow to the immune system. And champagne and beer are excellent provocateurs of infections. In 60% of patients of some doctors, it was STIs that caused sexual problems!
* Manager's syndrome: from "no time" to "I don't want to".
Men have always been more socially oriented than women. In the first place - work, career growth, combined with sexual activity. And yet, in recent years, the instinct to preserve the species is increasingly leveled. At first, there is simply no time to think about the family, children, but after a while they would be happy, but it doesn’t work anymore.
* Family conflicts
And they initiate in men a weakening of desire, potency. There is nothing more to say here.
*Frequent change of partners
To prove to others and to himself, first of all, that he is still a lover. This problem is especially pronounced in mature men who choose women much younger for themselves, whose little experience and very moderate (due to age) sexual appetite allows them to look like real sex giants.
* Wrong behavior of a woman
This is exactly what the diagnosis of sexologists sounds like, explaining false impotence. Remember - the word hurts. What's the word! A glance cast without due respect for manhood can kill the desire to have sex for a long time.
*Stress
His hormones spasm all the vessels without exception. Including there. Under stress, only vital organs are supplied with blood. And a vicious circle ensues. He couldn't right away, and he's already worried. Scare anyone, and you will be left without sex.

The captain is standing at the checkpoint and waiting for the soldiers with the leave.
Time 18:05. The first fighter is coming:
- Private Ivanov, you are 5 minutes late...


- Well done Ivanov, for the will, for the courage, nothing to you for being late
will not!
- I serve the Soviet Union!
Here comes the second soldier.
Captain:
- Private Petrov, why are you late from dismissal.
- Comrade captain, I was on a date, I look - it's half past six,
well, I think I'm late, I didn't have time for the bus stop,
I grab a taxi, I go here, the taxi breaks down in an open field, I look
the horses are grazing, I jumped on the horse and how I scratched it, I jump, I jump -
suddenly the horse is dead: fuck, I run 5 kilometers and here I am.
- All right, Petrov, go!
Here, staggering, comes the third soldier.
Captain:
- Private Sidorov, what [email protected] yay!? Why are you late!?
- Comrade captain, I was on a date, I look - it's half past six,
well, I think I'm late, I didn't have time for the bus stop,
I grab a taxi, I'm going here...
- Well, well: the taxi fucking broke down and you were riding a mare...!!!
- Yes, it’s not like that: .... I look - there is a whole mountain of dead horses on the road,
well as long as it's gone..........

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